Beyoncé groupthink

After reading this excellent Hairpin piece, friends and I brainstormed some new “Beyoncé songs re-imagined as undergraduate theses in women’s or gender studies”:

I Was Here: Records Left by Non-Literate Persons at the Fringe of the Ottoman Empire

1 + 1: The Cultural and Economic Status of Coupling in the 21st Century

‘She got the swag sauce. She drippin Swagu’: A Discourse on Female Empowerment and Self-Actualization in the Modern Era 

Love on Top: Deconstructing the Prioritization of Monogamy in Discourse on the Domestic Sphere

Rather Die Young: A Glimpse at the Psychology Behind Suicide Pacts Among Adolescent Females

Best Thing I Never Had: A Re-Analysis of Penis Envy in the Post-Modern Era